Unleash the holiday hilarity with our side-splitting Christmas greeting card: "I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL YEAR AND YOU'RE NOT NAUGHTY! YOU ARE MENTALLY DISTURBED." This 4.25" x 5.5" card features a laugh-out-loud cartoon drawing of Santa Claus, proving he's not just checking his list—he's making psychological assessments! 🎅🤪🎄 Who says Christmas cards have to be all sugar and spice? This card takes a humorous spin on the naughty-or-nice list, suggesting that maybe being a little "mentally disturbed" is the real secret to getting on Santa's good side. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it’s crafted from high-quality, ACID-FREE, thick, and durable paper - proudly MADE IN USA! A white envelope is included with each card for added convenience. INSIDE THE CARD - OPTIONAL CHOICE: We offer the option to print a custom message inside the card for you. Simply type your message in the "Add your personalization (optional)" box or send us a message with your desired text. INCLUDES: *A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on high quality, ACID-FREE, thick and durable paper - MADE IN USA! *A2 size white envelope *** Please note that color can and may slightly vary from what you see on your screen ***