🎯 BRUTALLY HONEST MUGS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PEOPLE BEFORE COFFEE Listen up, coffee lovers and truth-tellers! These aren't your basic "Live, Laugh, Love" mugs. These are the "I Can't Even Until Coffee" mugs that speak your morning language. Each generously-sized ceramic beauty comes with a dash of sass and enough room for your liquid sanity! WHY THESE MUGS ARE YOUR NEW BESTIE: ✓ Holds 16.23oz of your favorite mood-altering beverage (that's coffee-speak for "actually enough coffee") ✓ Double-sided graphics (because your attitude deserves to be seen from all angles) ✓ Elegant beige stoneware accent (fancy enough for your kitchen, honest enough for your soul) ✓ Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand-washing?) ✓ Microwave safe (for your 17th coffee reheat of the day) CHOOSE YOUR MORNING MOOD with numerous choices. PERFECT FOR: • Monday morning meetings (camera off, obviously) • Telling Karen from accounting to wait until you're caffeinated • Your daily "don't talk to me yet" signal • Making other people laugh while you try to become human again Not just a mug - it's your morning mood translator, your coffee companion, and your truth-telling sidekick all wrapped into one sassy package!