Hysterectomy Gift, Hysterectomy Surgery, Hysterectomy Package, Hysterectomy Care, Hysterectomy Funny, Hysterectomy Recovery, Hysterectomy, Hysterectomy Humor, Post Hysterectomy, Hysterectomy Card, Uterus Gift, Funny Uterus Gift, Uterus Surgery Having a hysterectomy - well, that's not exactly fun. Ya know what helps? A good dose of laughter and letting your loved one know they have a pass on any & all life obligations! Cards are laser engraved on aluminum metal, measuring 3.4 inches in length and 2.1 inches wide. They're approximately the size & thickness of a credit card and perfect for carrying in a wallet (to bring a smile and have ready to play as needed).