Add a Laugh to Your Professional Space We all know that person who asks for expert advice just to do the exact opposite. At Bluegrass Gifts, we’ve captured that universal office experience with our "Askhole" definition sign. It’s the perfect blend of high-end craftsmanship and sharp wit, designed to stand out on any desk, bookshelf, or cubicle wall. The Beauty of CNC Carving Unlike many signs found online that use vinyl stickers or simple surface printing, our signs are physically engraved. We use a precision CNC V-carve process to cut deep into solid American timber. This creates a stunning 3D texture where the natural wood "pops" against our premium dark finish. When you run your hand across it, you can feel the depth of every letter—a level of quality that printed alternatives simply cannot match. Handcrafted in Rineyville, Kentucky Every sign is made to order in our local workshop. We start with solid wood (never MDF or plywood), sand it to a smooth finish, and apply a rich stain that highlights the unique grain of the timber. Because we use real wood, no two signs are exactly alike, making yours a truly one-of-a-kind piece of functional art. Specifications: Material: Solid American Wood (Pine or Poplar) Finish: Premium Dark Walnut or Carbon Gray Stain Includes: Pre-installed heavy-duty sawtooth hardware