Feral Wife Die-Cut Vinyl Decal – Handcrafted in Minnesota, Because Factory Blandness is for Tame Souls Stick it to ‘em, wild ones, because this isn’t just a die-cut vinyl decal—it’s a snarling sticker of rebellion for the untamed spirit of the “Feral Wife,” a cheeky pun that roars “I’m part human, part chaos, and 100% unapologetic—especially before my first coffee.” Handcrafted with grit, precision, and a dash of Minnesota snow-dust, this masterpiece is cut in small batches by real humans—not some soulless factory spitting out uniform drones. Factory mass-produced? Overrated. We’re talking artisanal wildness straight from the Land of 10,000 Lakes, where the only thing tame is the politeness (and even that’s debatable). No two decals are identical, because why would you want to plaster your gear with the domesticated masses’ boring stickers? Each one’s a snarling snowflake—unique cutting, a one-of-a-kind design, and a vibe that channels the feral energy of a raccoon raiding your trash at 3 a.m., paired with a sly wink to the wild wife who rules your roost. Picture this: a bold graphic of a snarling, glitter-eyed raccoon (or maybe a fierce fox—dealer’s choice) with the words “Feral Wife” scrawled in jagged, gothic letters, precision-cut from durable vinyl tough enough to survive your pre-coffee grump-fest. It’s weatherproof, fade-resistant, and sticks like your morning attitude—perfect for laptops, water bottles, car windows, or that toolbox you glare at before caffeine ki