Unwrap a dose of dark humor with our Christmas greeting card that reads, "...HE KILLED HIM WITH AN AX, DRAGGED THE CORPSE HOME AND FESTIVELY DECORATED IT IN HIS LIVING ROOM!!!" This 4.25" x 5.5" card is not your typical holiday fare—it's a hilarious and offbeat way to share some twisted cheer. 🎄😱🤣 Perfect for the friend or loved one who appreciates a dash of dark comedy, this card is bound to elicit a belly laugh. The macabre twist adds a unique touch to traditional holiday greetings, making it an unforgettable and conversation-worthy card. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it’s crafted from high-quality, ACID-FREE, thick, and durable paper - proudly MADE IN USA! A white envelope is included with each card for added convenience. INSIDE THE CARD - OPTIONAL CHOICE: We offer the option to print a custom message inside the card for you. Simply type your message in the "Add your personalization (optional)" box or send us a message with your desired text. Our funny Christmas greeting card isn't just a card; it's a one-of-a-kind expression of humor that's perfect for those who prefer their holidays with a side of dark comedy. 🎄😱🤣 INCLUDES: *A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on high quality, ACID-FREE, thick and durable paper - MADE IN USA! *A2 size white envelope *** Please note that color can and may slightly vary from what you see on your screen ***