Hilarious Wood Decor for Your Daily Grin We all know life can get too serious—luckily, a good laugh is the best medicine. At Bluegrass Gifts, we’ve captured that classic tongue-in-cheek humor with our "Life Is Short, Smile While You Still Have Teeth" sign. It’s the perfect blend of high-end craftsmanship and playful wit, designed to stand out in your home bar, guest bathroom, or man cave. The Beauty of CNC Carving Unlike signs that use vinyl stickers or surface printing, our signs are physically engraved. We use a precision CNC V-carve process to cut deep into solid American timber. This creates a stunning 3D texture where the natural wood grain "pops" against our premium finishes. When you run your hand across it, you can feel the depth of every letter—a level of quality that printed alternatives cannot match. Handcrafted in Rineyville, Kentucky Every sign is made to order in our local workshop in Rineyville, Kentucky. We start with solid wood, sand it to a smooth finish, and apply a rich stain that highlights the unique character of the timber. Because we use real wood, no two signs are exactly alike, making your funny quote a one-of-a-kind piece of functional art. Specifications: Material: Solid American Wood (Pine or Poplar) Finish: Over 20 options—including Ebony, Dark Walnut, or Weathered Gray Dimensions: Available in multiple sizes (16", 24", or 30") Includes: Pre-installed heavy-duty sawtooth hardware for easy hanging