Menopause Pass, Funny Menopause Card, Funny Menopause Gift, Menopause Care Package, Menopause Card, Menopause Kit, Menopause Hot Flash, Funny Aging Gift, Funny Menopause, Menopause Joke Menopause can be the worst. All women going through it have more than earned a "menopause pass" - let them know they officially have a pass on all obligations of their choosing! The menopause pass is laser engraved on aluminum metal, measuring 3.4 inches in length and 2.1 inches wide. They're approximately the size & thickness of a credit card and perfect for carrying in a wallet (to bring a smile and have ready to play as needed).