Retired Man, Funny Tea Retirement Tea Towel Retirement looks good — and so does this tea towel! Whether she’s sleeping in, sipping wine before noon, or finally saying “No thanks” to every invitation, the "Retired Man" towel celebrates the fabulous freedom of post-9-to-5 life with humor and style. Made from soft, absorbent cotton and printed with a sassy, smile-inducing design, it’s the perfect gift for retirement parties, gal pals, or anyone living their best life, with zero alarm clocks. Details: Size: 28" x 28" 100% cotton – soft, absorbent, and machine washable Printed with fade-resistant ink Great for kitchens, wine bars, or poolside carts Pairs perfectly with a cocktail and a “do not disturb” sign Because he's not just retired — he's officially unavailable before 10 a.m.