Surprise a retiring friend or colleague with this humorous retirement survival kit that celebrates their accomplishments and future plans. From the professional Sleep Mask with earplugs to the Poop emoji lollipop, this gag gift will give everyone at the party a chance to share some laughter. After the party, they will get a kick out of re-reading the laminated instruction card or refilling the keepsake muslin bag with the little necessitates they may need in their new journey. We hope they will enjoy this fun retirement gift as much as we did making it. What's Included: Party Blower Poop Emoji 100 Grand Candy Bar Business Cards Permanent Marker Toothpick Batteries Playing Cards Tootsie Rolls Sleep Mask and Ear Plugs Mints Keepsake Muslin Bag Personalized Gift Card Option This comical retirement gift shows your thoughtfulness and sense of humor. Laminated instruction card explains the significance of each item Wish them a Happy Retire”Mint” with this hilarious survival kit