Turn the page… but make it snarky. Meet our new lineup of attitude-filled bookmarks—perfect for readers who prefer their fiction dramatic and their accessories sarcastic. Each bookmark in this set of four measures about 6" x 2", and is laminated for sturdiness. A 5" tassel with a silicone ball is attached. The tassel and ball vary in color but are usually black or white. 📘“Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like, so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard.” Not an actual hole. Just a pretend one. Purely for organizational purposes. Really. 📘“I'm developing a new perfume . It's called ‘Leave me the Fuh Cologne.” A scent best enjoyed alone. Preferably with your phone on DO NOT DISTURB. 📘“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.” It’s not dessert. It’s personal security. We all cope in different ways. 📘“Is that Smut?” Look, we’re all reading for the plot. The PLOT.