The Christmas I Became Smoking Hot! (Thanks Perimenopause and Menopause) - Custom Christmas Ornament
The Hottest Ornament of the Season — Literally. Move over cocoa and chestnuts—there’s a NEW reason things are heating up this holiday! Introducing our Smoking Hot Christmas Ornament Collection, celebrating the magical… the hormonal… the sweaty… the absolutely unstoppable era known as Perimenopause and Menopause. Whether you’re embracing the chaos with humor, gifting a fellow hot-flashing queen, or immortalizing the year everything changed, these ornaments bring laughs, sparkle, and a whole lot of personality to any Christmas tree. Four options. One iconic vibe. Why You’ll Adore This Gem - Personal Touch: Add a name, year, or sassy message to the back! Want a specific version? We’ve got you. - Two Characters + Two Text Options: Mix, match, and choose the combo that fits your journey. - Gift-Ready Delight: Comes with a festive ribbon hanger—ready to give, hang, or proudly display for all to chuckle at. - Built to Last: High-quality materials + pro-level sublimation = long-lasting color, clarity, and hotness. Product Highlights -Size: 3" x 3" round (approx. 4" with ribbon for that extra flair!) - Material: Smooth, durable MDF with polished laser-cut edges - Print: Hand-sublimated for bold, vibrant color that stays flawless year after year - Ribbon: Colors vary depending on inventory How to Personalize Just drop your personalization details in the NOTES at checkout: ✔ Name ✔ Year ✔ A heartfelt message or a hilariously accurate one (“Still Sweating!” “Hotter Than My Ex!”)