"Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either ..." funny, snarky, irreverent blank Christmas/holiday greeting card **DETAILS: -5.50 x 4.25 folded card -Natural white recycled envelope -Printed on matte white premium card stock -Blank inside for your own personal message -Back of card features a red lip print **SHIPPING: -Ships via USPS Ground Advantage within 1-3 business days -Carefully packaged in a waterproof cellophane sleeve -Shipped via hard sided mailer (bubble mailer for orders over 10 cards) **FREE SHIPPING FOR ORDERS OVER $35. OFFER APPLIED AND ADJUSTED AFTER SALE IS COMPLETE. **QUANTITY: This listing is for ONE card. If you would like a custom set of cards at a wholesale price send me a message and I will set up a quote and custom listing for you. All Items were created by the Seller: © 2025 Vintageous Paper Goods, Inc.- All Rights Reserved