

We’re Franny and Jonathan — and we're not parenting experts. We’re just tired, sarcastic humans who needed a way to survive the chaos — and figured maybe you did too. So we made things to help you laugh, exhale, and remember you’re doing better than you think. Our Real Life started when we realized that humor was our lifeline — the only thing keeping us from spiraling into a pile of laundry and unspoken resentment. These products are our way of handing you a high-five and a deep sigh. No toxic positivity. No polished perfection. Just real tools for real people doing the best they can with what they’ve got.
We’re Franny and Jonathan — and we're not parenting experts. We’re just tired, sarcastic humans who needed a way to survive the chaos — and figured maybe you did too. So we made things to help you laugh, exhale, and remember you’re doing better than you think. Our Real Life started when we realized that humor was our lifeline — the only thing keeping us from spiraling into a pile of laundry and unspoken resentment. These products are our way of handing you a high-five and a deep sigh. No toxic positivity. No polished perfection. Just real tools for real people doing the best they can with what they’ve got.

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